Obstacles

Check what's ahead of you!

 

Here are the obstacles you will encounter at Runmageddon, but do not assume that this is it, or that our imagination has reached its limits... It's just possible that we'll replace some of these obstacles with something even more hellish, mean and back-breaking... Because we know very well that the harder it is, the better!

 


 

BLACK WIDOW

The only specimen living in the Polish territories. You will need to break through his web!
Use your flexibility and shrewdness just like our favorite Black Widow- Scarlett Johansson (ditch the latex catsuit though, especially if you are a man). 

 

COMMANDO

A wall with a rope attached - I guess you know what to do. There is a lovely view from the top - and a chance to take great pictures or have one taken of you.

 

FIRE OBSTACLE

Far far on the horizon you can finally see the finishing line... You can hear the crowds cheering for you... Suddenly, the floodgates of heaven open up, and a shower of fiery meteors block your way. There is no turning back now.

 

FISHERMAN'S WIFE

Love is blind they say. You'll also have some sight issues if you're not careful during crawling under the net. Mud in the eyes? Well, whatever you like...

 

GANG BANG

They are alive and zealous to stop you from reaching the finish line. 
Brace yourself contact with the ground is coming multiple times.

 

GORRILA'S DREAM

Some say we come from the apes. As it happens, this fact may come very handy here. Return to your roots - feel the calling of that wild beast in you! Conquer this obstacle like the real king of the jungle. The Gorilla.

 

HAYSTACK

You probably won't like it, but this haystack is hiding my favourite needle, which got lost while I was preparing this obstacle for you. I'm afraid the haystack is not going anywhere until you find the needle, so good luck!
IMPORTANT! Additional award for the warrior who manages to find my long lost friend.

 

INDIANA JONES

Like Harrison Ford, you will have to overcome precipices, using lianas dangling from the top (no stuntmen allowed).
And all that in the rhythm of John Williams' music - TA TA TA TA TA TAAAA TAAAA (I know, you know what I mean), and if you really don't - click here.

 

Indiana Jones XXL

You've watched him as a child, going from liana to liana. Now's your chance to do the same with a 20-foot long rope! Watch out for landing tough, the water is cold, and we cannot guarantee a soft landing. ☻

 

MENTAL FITNESS

As we like to say "a forgetful head makes a weary pain of heels.".
So if you don't know the answer to our extremely difficult questions on maths or other great problems of life, we would like to invite you for a nice run, with your best mate - Mr. Concrete Block. ☺

 

POLE DANCE

Believe us - you will dance if you manage to tackle this one from the begining to the pole.

 

ROPE CLIMBING

Not a really original and fun name, but it remains a challenge for sure. Use your forearms, arms, shoulders, back, etc. and reach the top. ☺

THE BALANCE LOG

The longest 20 meters in your whole life. Every signle step might be the last one turning into a bath in disgusting mud...

 

THE BARBED WIRE

Get down and crawl. Unless you do it right you will get hurt, since we do not treat you with kid gloves - it's genuine barbed wire so stay LOW soldier!

 

THE BREAKDOWN SERVICE

From time to time during Runmageddon we get calls from our part-time job.Somebody got a flat tire somewhere along the course - so you need to take two/one flashy new tire,depending on sex, and bring it to our client. 
Move move!

 

THE COFFIN

You're going to crawl in the darkness and the damp. We hope you'll get out of it alive.

 

SHOPPING DAY

Real life situation. Back from the store with lots of necessary stuff in bags and on your way mud, hills, water, swap - ordinary shopping day.

 

SLOPE

To climb the Slope, you will need to get to the top... of your potential, of course! If that fails, try to find a helping hand of a fellow warrior (or a warrior-ess). When you do, pass it on.

 

THE ICE TUBE

You like cold shower? OK, try to dive in our bath of pure ice and then run couple of kilometers :)

 

THE TIRE

What time it is?
It's GYM TIME!
You need to deadlift a tractor's tire. Men twice, women once (that's not fair!). 
Life ain't fair either.

 

THE ONE AND ONLY

There is only one rope, but you've got a pair of arms and legs, and pleeeeenty of ways to get across the pond/bog without getting filthy. Still...even if you do, we'll make dead sure that by the time you say "I've done it!", your clothes are going to be far from clean.

 

THE WALL

So you're jogging along, thinking you've made it, when suddenly a wall appears in front of you. Provided you have an entrenching tool with you, the only thing you can do is...climb over it!

 

VULCANIZER'S DREAM

We have just rotated the Vulcanizer's nightmare by 90 degress and thus created sort of vertical wall you must climb up. 
Welcome to the jungle!

 

VULCANIZER'S NIGHTMARE

Someone mean left these tyres lying around, and you have to deal with their mess! You can either tidy the tyres or...run through them. It's probably much faster to do the latter.

 

WALK THE DOG

Meet our bulky dog REX. He is very very stubborn and not very fond of you nevertheless you must take him for a walk. It may feel like dragging a rock on a leash... 

 

WALL OF CHAINS

Can you hear that metalic noise? Yes, you're gonna to climb it.

 

WALLS IN WATER

Isn't that kinf of us, that you don't have to climb up this one? Just immerse yourself in the cold, lovely water and go underneath!

 

WOLF PIT

A trapping pit dug into the ground in order to trap animals (a.k.a. You :)). You will somehow have to get out of it...

 

Runmageddon Winter Edition Warsaw
25/26.01.2025